Like Metal Gear Solid: You Just Wont Shut Up!

I found this through del.icio.us, but I want to apologise for not finding Matthew Kumar’s Workblog a lot sooner. It’s brilliant, especially this post which I thought deserved a whole post of it’s own rather than just relegated to a note in my sidebar.

Ladies and Gentlemen: 52 Gaming Similes To Describe Your Relationship

2. Resident Evil 4. I’m protecting you from all the world’s evils, and you won’t even let me look at your pants.
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4. Tetris. Shit keeps piling up.
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11. Nintendogs. We never really go anywhere, and all I do is clean up your shit.
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30. Wii Sports. It was fun at first, but now my shoulders hurt.
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52. Duke Nukem Forever. I don’t think it’s ever going to start, is it?

and quite possibly my favourite:

39. Mortal Kombat. I used to think you were so cool. Now I have no idea what I was thinking.

Read the rest of them here.