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- Left 4 Sims
A couple of days had passed since Bill’s turn as The Naked Chef. There was a distinct smell of animosity in the air – at least, Bill thought that’s what the smell was anyway. As a result of the incident, Francis no longer trusted Bill in the kitchen on his own and gave the man an evil glare whenever he dared walk into the kitchen with his disgusting thoughts of indecent exposure:
So Zoey decided the best course of action was to get away from the house for some fresh air. It wasn’t long before she came across a old decepit house next door to theirs. What untold horrors would be waiting for her there? As the bravest member of the four, she showed absolutely no fear as she went to the door. Cautiously taking a few steps back before knocking, she could only imagine what sort of horrors lay in wait for her on the other side of the door:
Zoe’s call echos out across Riverside. This is it, the moment the boys have been waiting for. To prove their worth to Zoey, they all heed the call and rush to be the first to help:
SURVIVORS ARE GO!!!…wait, where’s Louis?
Ah, it appears Louis is going to try and buff up before this encounter. Cue the montage music:
“It’s the eye of the tiger…”
“..it’s the thrill of the fight…”
“…rising up to the challenge of our riv-“ OOOH! That’s gotta hurt.
Unfortunately, as anyone who has ever played as Zoey in Left 4 Dead will tell you – the concern is completely unnecessary. Just like spiders, it seems the Boomer is more scared of Zoey than she is of it:
In the end, Francis gets talking to the Hunter who has just come back from a tiring day pouncing on people at the Gym. Bill meanwhile decides to take out his frustrations at not being able to partake in any day saving by attacking their rubbish bin.
Yeah Bill, you show that bin who’s boss!
…but wait! Here comes Francis, newly buffed up on pills to SAVE THE DAY!
Or talk the Infected to sleep, whichever works.
NEXT TIME ON LEFT 4 SIMS: The Smoker comes to visit, and Bill gets a nasty shock…